gayteensupreme:

im literally forever obsessed with this because it implies the following:

1. The Rapture, as described by Christian Evangelicals, has happened
2. Parents witnessed their son disappear during The Rapture, but remained atheists anyway (based)
3. Instead of sinners and nonbelievers going to hell or getting killed, they just… stay on Earth.

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis…like this bitch is scared just in general

bettedavisgf:

they need to invent a food that i do not have to do any work to prepare and also is cheap and also is nutritious and also tastes good and also that doesn’t hurt my tummy

gaysails:

so so sooooo sexy when tv shows end when they’re supposed to. so sexy to have a thematically coherent & significant narrative and follow it to its natural conclusion. I’m salivating

namira:

Guy whose prophetic dreams have repeatedly proven true but he has imposter syndrome so he thinks it’s just a coincidence

theriverbeyond:

they need to make more study places for bitches who don’t want to expose their back to an open room

ignoregreif:

i dont have any “tinnitus” i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok

memewhore:

sandmandaddy69:

cannibalcatgirl:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

dopaminerjic:

hey.. dont cry .. 8 million people on earth , ok ?

BILLION

I MEANT TO SAY BILLION

POST WITH A TYPO INCIDENT LEAVING 7.992 BILLION DEAD

kelzosmellzo:

kelzosmellzo:

special selection of screenshots from when my friends and i watched spongebob on some TOTALLY LEGAL site and the captions were from the wrong episodes for some reason

forgot to add one of the best ones, my fault