1. officialfrenchtoast:

    probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  2. hoodiezippo:

    2,000 posts!

    fuck thiswasamistake

    (Source: assets)

  3. dalekpoetry:

    hetastein:

    special-snowflake-hall-of-fame:

    beyoncevevo:

    perfectgay:

    what has four letters and is very hard

    rock

    math

    life

    This post got really deep really fast

    (via orgasm)

  4. rubysirena:

    doseyydotes:

    mollaythesassay:

    puta-madre91:

    Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What five words do you see?

    this scares me a little

    suicide, kiss. yeah that sounds about right.

    I got sin

    Crush, fool, leave, And naked.
    ok.

    (via hoodiezippo)

  5. spoo-kyou:

    how much money do they pay the models in stock photos

    image

    like

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    seriously

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    wHAT

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    IS

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    THIS

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    I DON’T

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    UNDERSTAND

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    WHAT

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    IS THAT SALAMI

    (Source: too-gakuen, via ddsweetie)

  6. timelordes:

    timelordes:

    my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”

    image

    (via writeaboutthegoodthings)

  7. no:

    Is it too late to try to be myspace famous

    your url answers that question

    (via zackisontumblr)

  8. mvrmur:

    I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

    (via ddsweetie)

  9. punk2007:

    (in the 1600’s) you gotta carrier pigeon?

    (via zackisontumblr)

  10. halfwaytogrant:

    Happy Easter.

    (Source: lizclimo)

  11. sugarpumpkin:

    if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

    (via zackisontumblr)

  12. nutella:

    gettin real tired of my own bullshit

    (Source: reinapepiada, via oknope)

    • citizen:   it's a bird!
    • citizen:   it's a plane!
    • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
    • superman:   it's a metaphor