1. urbancatfitters:

    you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

    (Source: urbancatfitters, via fergaliciousofficial)

  2. queeflto:

    yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

    (via fergaliciousofficial)

  3. miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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    When Russia sends you nudes

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    (via zach-stone-is-gonna-go-blogging)

  4. tumblr poem

    almondmilkpapi:

    eat cigarette
    daffodil depression
    mcdonalds
    i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry

    (via 1nd2rd3st)

  5. jakeforjesus:

    Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

    image

    (via zach-stone-is-gonna-go-blogging)

  6. asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

    me as  a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

    (via tropicalskyline)

  7. msjewbooty:

    imamazinglyonfire:

    msjewbooty:

    microinfinity:

    northrn:

    lampsarepeopletoo:

    msjewbooty:

    the word gay is actually an acronym

    god

    actually doesn’t mind if

    you’re gay

    god

    accepts

    you

    god

    always

    yugoslavia

    gandalf 

    ate

    yoda 

    stop adding your own acronyms to this it was beautiful and now it’s not

    God 

    Actually doesn’t mind if we add acronyms because 

    yolo

    im going to vomit on you

    (via companionofatimelord)

  8. fuckyourracism:

    sugoi-rudeboi:

    jelizabeth41:

    lyriciss:

    petitfemmenoir:

    THIS IS NOT NEWS

    I don’t know what people expect Egyptians to be. I guess watching The 10 Commandments on ABC growing up got folks thinking they all looked like bronzed white people.

    👆👆👆👆👆

    BREAKING NEWS: BLACK PEOPLE ARE BLACK. THIS IS AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. BLACK PEOPLE EXISTED BEFORE WE DISCOVERED THEM AND ENSLAVED THEM AND FUCKED UP THEIR LAND. WOW.

    Africans in Africa? Mind blown. 

    (Source: thanoblesavage, via amixtureofallsorts)

    sluttynuggets:

    tryingtodisappearcompletely:

    Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

    And it’s funny?

    no

    (via 1nd2rd3st)

  9. "Thanks. It has pockets!"

    every girl ever responding to a compliment on a skirt/dress that has pockets (via nbronten)

    (Source: captainmarvel, via 1nd2rd3st)

  10. "Take off your bras and burn em, you can let me burn em,
    Take off your bras and burn em, burn em, you can let Bo Burnham burn em."

    Bo Burnham  (via pamplemoose)

    (via zach-stone-is-gonna-go-blogging)

  11. (Source: chelseawoosh, via lesbigasm)

    • Kid:   Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
    • Cashier:   Are you 18?
    • Kid:   It's okay, they're a metaphor.